Housos Opoly

Pull on your best singlet, pocket your pension and skull as few beers cos it’s time to play Housos Opoly!

Just like the pokies, this game’s pretty easy to play – hoist up your trakkies and make your way around the board buying up stuff like Shazza’s Place, Franky’s Bike and some very Bogan pairs of leggings.

Do a dodgy and score pension money or hand it straight back to those lowlifes in Canberra with the Bogan Tax.

Either way, try and stay out of The Slammer. Because fair dinkum, that place is not a hotel.

Good Luck!